PINEAPPLE PIZZA MAN
The most divisive super hero ever created!
A uniquely shaped baby from beyond the stars crash lands on Earth. In time he becomes the worlds most successful and cherished super hero. Where did he come from? Why did he come here? Why the heck is he shaped like a slice of pizza of all things? Find out all these answers and more in the action packed adventures of PINEAPPLE PIZZA MAN!
THE CREATORS
It all started with some lighthearted twitter harassment of another indie comic creator with a vociferous hatred of pineapple on pizza. Josh and Theron teamed up to tease him, Josh drew a parody cover of PPM based on Theron’s design and the rest was history.
Theron Kurth Creator, Writer, and Designer for Pineapple Pizza Man
Josh VanHalteren: Co-Creator, Co-Writer Artist, and Editor for Pineapple Pizza Man
CHARACTERS
HEROES
Pineapple Pizza Man
The tasty titular hero of our comic. Pineapple Pizza Man is an alien that crash landed on earth, and has since grown up to become one of it’s greatest super heroes. Endowed with incredible strength, endurance, and healing, all enhanced by his consumption of pineapple, as well as alien technology, he endeavors protect the world from all that would harm it.
Canadian Bacon Boy
A Canadian orphan that Pineapple Pizza Man has taken under his wing as his ward, protégé, and side-kick. Quentin Telle has grown up craving the lavish hero lifestyle and accolades inherent but lacks the skill, talent, or willpower to truly make a hero of himself. Frail, and lazy, he barely manages as the resident errand boy.
Edgar Miller
Pineapple Pizza Man’s older brother Edgar found Pineapple Pizza Man when he was just a baby. Being an only child before then he and PPM became very close and Edgar to this day regularly helps PPM manage his business and technological assets.
Chieftess Firewater
Nita Smith is a shy young woman with a big crush on Pineapple Pizza Man. She also has a secret. When she drinks from a magical flask bestowed upon her by a native American tribe that saved her life as a child she becomes the boisterous and bombastic heroine Chieftess Firewater! Who has absolutely no inhibitions when boldly pursuing PPM romantically.
WarChicken
The worlds foremost fried chicken restaurant mogul Chanda Basu had earned more money by his mid twenties than he knew what to do with. A man with a notorious temper he used his wealth and influence to travel the world and channel his anger into learning martial arts. Mastering many of them he decides to focus his rage on criminals as the hero WarChicken, taking on the image of the animal that earned him his wealth and skills.
USApe
An Albino Ape with an unusually high intellect USApe was taken into a top secret experimental military research program. The experiments and subsequent testing had increased his intelligence to human levels. He was trained and used as an effective animal soldier. After sustaining injuries during a mission he only became more powerful as they outfitted him with powerful cybernetics.
Penn
A shape shifting alien that uses his powers to blend in, his eidetic memory, and his access to the Intergalactic Bar and Grill to become the universes most valuable information broker. Unfortunately he also has an insatiable appetite for lovely ladies from all across the galaxy and often gets himself into all kinds of trouble pursuing them.
The Bizarre Black Hole Man
A strange being that awoke one day on earth with no memory or knowledge of who or what he is. The Bizarre Black Hole Man stumbles into being a hero by being in the right place at the right time and decides to pursue the hero path in hopes that it might one day help him discover his origins.
VILLAINS
Teenage Mad Scientist
A mad genius in who seems to be a perpetual teenager with all the raging hormones inherent and a big bad beef against Pineapple Pizza Man.
Baby in a Mech Suit
The little brother of the Teenage Mad Scientist. A baby with an adult’s intelligence and capacity for speech, and a penchant for mayhem, destruction and murder. When equipped with tech from his brother he is a fierce opponent, without the tech he’s as threatening as a normal baby.
Pineapple Upside Down Cake Man
Not much is known about Pineapple Upside Down Cake Man beyond the fact that he’s allied with or possibly a creation of The Teenage Mad Scientist acting as a hunter killer for him and Baby in a Mech Suit specifically to take down Pineapple Pizza Man. No matter how many times he dies he always seems to come back again.
Ghost
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Terror Tortoise
An intergalactic bounty hunter for hire. Not much is known about him beyond his impeccable success rate on jobs and that he uses his own feral young as attack dogs. He’s regularly hired on as an enforcer for the Intergalactic Bar and Grill.
ISSUES
VOLUME 1
ISSUE 1
Status: Inking
Page Count: 42
PREVIEW
Issue one picks up at the height of Pineapple Pizza Man’s hero career. He’s on top of the world. Peace seems to be just on the horizon. His record is virtually flawless. But then his arch nemesis Teenage Mad Scientist kidnaps his older brother Edgar and now it’s a race against time to find out where in the universe he’s hiding, before it’s too late.
ISSUE 2
Status: Writing
Page Count: ??
PREVIEW
Issue two picks up right after issue one. Now that Pineapple Pizza Man has a lead on Teenage Mad Scientist’s location he’s on his way to save his brother, but TMS has left some obstacles in his way.
ISSUE 3
Status: Planning
Page Count: ??
PREVIEW
More to come.
FAN ART
We absolutely adore receiving fan art of our characters. The more the better. If you feel like drawing us some fanart we will be more than happy to showcase it here on the website.
Tag us on twitter (@ScienceComics) or send it via e-mail at: ScienceWizardComics@gmail.com
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